February 2012
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Lea Michele is out of line.
With absolutely no intended hate to Ms. Michele - I was actually really offended by her latest Facebook post, and I’m sure I’m not the only one.
You don’t have to be from New York to be a ‘real person’ and to ‘not pretend to be anything than who you are’. There isn’t a stereotype for New York that issues all citizens are truly at ease with...
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It’s really doing my ovaries in that people actually think that account is real.
If you were a real Darren fan you’d know, a). He doesn’t have the TIME for Tumblr. b). He wouldn’t post/reblog 95% of the shit on there. c). He would have a much more original name than that one.
Also, Dianna would NEVER post addresses to cast mates tumblr pages that haven’t been...
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LISTEN Y'ALL UP.
It is NOT Darren’s tumblr. How are you guys even contemplating that it is?
That Google+ is not even Dianna’s! The account links to a facebook profile that is married to ‘Darren Agron’. Dianna Agron is NOT married to someone called Darren Agron.
You call yourself true fans of Darren - true fans of Darren would know that Darren wouldn’t reblog half the stuff on that...
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It must be absolutely infuriating to have filmed for hours and hours and hours until the early hours of the morning to have the scene completely cut from the episode, poor girls.
Lea tweeted she and the girls were shooting that bridal shop scene from mid afternoon until 3am, and then it just got cut.
Shit would go down if that were me.
calineversleeps:
Do you ever smile at how perfect Darren Criss is and then cry your eyes out because you can never have him?
I’m gonna go cry at how true this is. He exists as my lover only in my wicked heart.
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Cough Syrup is probably the first song on Glee I’ve honestly disbelieved was a cover - it sounds more like an original song than Loser Like Me or Pretending or… all the other originals.
Darren makes it a song, not a cover - if that makes sense.
Every single word that falls from his lips sounds as if he wrote the words himself, the passion there, the hurt and the regret - it’s...
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LISTEN UP KLAINERS
They are NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT breaking up - why would Blaine be singing it to Kurt in an empty auditorium if they’d broken up? Blaine is singing about his life before he met Kurt! Y’all are silly.
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Sometimes I Wish I Was Darren Criss' Hand.
Imagine the places it’s been…
You know… guitars and stuff…
Um, yeah.
Bye.
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25 years ago today, Darren Criss fell to earth from the magical golden marshmellow in the sky on his magic carpet - with nothing but a guitar and a lamp to guide him.
He ate the lamp.
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Happy Birthday Darren.
I love you.
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Deep Thoughts From Oneself: 'You and *insert...
… they make me cringe so much.
They just ooze cringe-factor and Mary-Sueness.
It’s like, apparently ‘I’ am the most talented god damn gorgeous bitch at the centre of everything, best friends with everyone and the centre of everyones obsession, crush and affliction.
It makes me vom.
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WatchMay I just remind people that THIS is how Kristen Wiig likes to do things…
… so is there anyway to book tickets for Imogene in advance or…
January 2012
23 posts
Such A Sad Love, Deep In Your Eyes.: SAG... →
Who the fuck are you? I don’t hate Lea? Why would I lie about it? If I hate Lea, I’ll straight up fucking rant about how much I hate her. She’s a nice person, she’s very pretty, and she’s sweet and caring. I just fucking HATE the way she presents herself in award shows and on the red carpet etc. What are you talking about, you deluded fool - 75% of the post was about...
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SAG expectation and predictions for the unholy...
SO, I guessed pretty much accurately for the Golden Globes this year - let’s give it another go for the SAG’s! Name, What I Predicted for the Golden Globes, what I predict for the SAGs.
Dianna: Edgy and unique, it’ll look amazing in some ways, but ridiculous in others, probably’ll make it to the worst dressed lists despite she pulling it off… Something extremely unique and...
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The infinate struggle, knowing Darren Criss’ email address, and dying inside in the struggle not to send naked pictures and a mash up of heart-wrenching love letters and dirty limmerics to him. I have them on standby, this is impossible.
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PRETTY PLEASE..?
I want my hair cut like Dianna’s from the New York episode, when she had the orange coat and blue dress… but I have NOOOOO idea how I’d describe it to the hairdresser! Cannnnnnnn anybodyyyyyyyyyyyy help meh? I’ll follow anyone who can!
LIKE THIS!!!!!! It’s so pretty, but I can’t describe it:)!
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Unpopular Opinion about Santana/Naya.
Please don’t get me wrong, I adore Santana and Naya.
But it’s getting to the point where, she’s turning into what Rachel/Lea was to the first two seasons - only EVEN more so. Not in drama or diva or bitchiness, whatever - but with SOLOS.
This season, Naya/Santana has gotten a solo nearly EVERY episode, and if not one or more songs centred entirely around her and another singer,...
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Daniel Radcliffe will be on J-Ross tonight! Wonder if he says anything about Darren!? PENIS’ CROSSED!
He doesn’t get mentioned too much on British TV, so this will be like… his breakthrough toward becoming an awesome British TV gossip theme.
Next stop:
LOOSE WOMEN.
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AWKWARD TURTLE MOMENT.
That awkward turtle moment when you’re reading someone’s ‘100% real’ account of when they met the Criss family, and they mention that Mama Criss introduced themselves as ‘Mary Criss’.
When her name’s clearly not Mary.
Awkward, so awkward.
If you’re going to lie, back up ya facts mathafacka.
No offence but yeah…
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Deep Thoughts From Oneself
I can’t stand Chris Colfer, but I do kinda feel bad for him right about now. It’s not his fault Klainers are malevolus bastards in bowties. Y’all need to calm the fuck down.
Remember when Rachel and Finn broke up?
Remember that other time Rachel and Finn broke up?
Remember that other other time Rachel and Finn broke up?
Remember that time when they’re still together and...
Anonymous asked: Only an idiot would think Lea looked slutty in her outfit. It was daring and risky, but it showed absolutely nothing that shouldn't have been shown. It was classy and sexy
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The sad thing is about my golden globes predictions I got hate for, they are actually a little over 90% true…
Dianna, I said she’d go daring style, would look awesome in one ways an awful in others - that it did, she looked beautiful and unique at the same time.
Lea, I said she’d do something slutty for attention, and she did in a much bigger way than I thought, she could have...
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Grant Gustin is actually called Thomas?
THE FUCK?!
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What do you reckon the Glee Cast will be styling tonight?
I think, and I’ll probably be wrong but:
Dianna: Black or Silver, edge and unique, it’ll look amazing in some ways, but ridiculous in others, probably’ll make it to the worst dressed lists despite she pulling it off.
Lea: Something brightly coloured, low plunged or blatantly over the top (for yano, attention), big lips,...
Anonymous asked: Darren isn't going to the Globes because he's still in NYC and has a matinee show today. :)
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Will Darren be attending the ‘Globes tonight?
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Is it just me... or is Dianna growing her hair out...
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As much as I’m as proud as fuck of Darren the asshole on Broadway.
If he were in the Ricky Martin episode… He could have sung Livin La Vida Loca.
There could have been crotch-thrusting, and non buttoned shirts and sweat and… and…
I reckon that would kill me harder than if he just got completely naked.
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Did you know, somewhere out there, somewhere in this world - has the ultimate pleasure in knowing she was Darren Criss’ first Kiss. This morning, you could have been sat on the Subway next to the girl who Darren will remember forevor as his first kiss.
Or, I’m never one to get personal, but the girl who took Darren’s virginity. You could have brushed arms with the girl who has...
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What if he wasn't wearing his glasses as he got...
A few words.
I’m pretty sure it’s not normal to feel this emotionally entwined and proud of a boy I’ve never so much as seen in the flesh.
Watching him grow, from that first time I came across his disney covers on Youtube (back in those days he had less than fifty thousand on either video, I kid you not), and noting inwardly on how talented, charismatic and gorgeous he was.
To that moment I...
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LIGHTBULB.
So, I had to give up my ticket to see Darren. Apparently sister going into labour is more important than seeing the most beautiful amazing performance ever given ever. I’m probably going to hate this stupid bastard child forevor now.
I say everyone who can’t go to the show tomorrow has a MASSIVE EPIC tumblr party, with imaginary ice-cream and party rings and streamers and those...
December 2011
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If it’s correct that Darren’s quote about being devoted to his partner was translated from Japanese, someone could have translated it wrong.
A lot of cultures/languages use the word we would use as ‘partner’ to describe the ‘ones they care about’ or ‘their loved ones’, mostly in terms of family, friends or yes, their partners.
Just adding some...
Anonymous asked: you sound fat.
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Anonymous asked: Those aren't facts you are stating, those are your opinions. Why do you let her get under your skin? Why actively hate someone just ignore them? It seems to bit unhealthy and there must be more reason than you think she is fake. A gay crush, resentment you will never succeed? Stick up your butt? Really why her, why so nasty? How is your behavior any better than what your report of...
Anonymous asked: For someone that doesn't like Lea Michele, you sure have a lot of opinions and know a lot about her. And if you dislike her so much, you probably shouldn't follow her twitter.
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Anonymous asked: Why do you think Lea's fake?
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Anonymous asked: Finally someone who agrees with me about Lea!! Girl is a freaking white chick. And her whole "in from the bronx" act she says in everything is pissing me off because she is NOT from the bronx, she lived/grew up in Jersey then manhattan. She's so fucking fake!
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If I happen to come across any noisy little slaggy wet girls who can’t keep a top on their immature tendencies to fawn like little Bieber STDs over a decently talented and well-deserving young man, who does not deserve to have the entirety of the work he spent long, desperate hours putting into making the show special DURING the H2$ performance I am flying 10 hours and howevor many million...
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A few weeks ago I saw Darren in a Christmas market, dressed as a giant Cucumber, whilst buying a leopard print speedo from a Polish woman with a moustache…
Anonymous asked: Stay out of my tag, please. Bitch and moan on your blog, I don't need to see it.
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LAY OFF MIA WITH YA CRISSCOLFER SHIT.
What if YOU were dating Darren and the whole fandom was hating on you for no particular reason other than they were jealous, even if you were the nicest, humblest, kindest and sweetest girl in the world.
Lay off Mia, Darren is NOT gay, so calm the fuck down you pathetic twiddlewits.
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Shh Darren... do you hear that sound?
That’s the sound of a billion angels all the way up in heaven, getting nipple hardons.
For You.
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Only just found out that Kevin McHale is in the Bratz Movie! haha… I know what I’m doing this morning…